DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
FOOD PORN
BANANA
DONUT
CUSTARD
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOURE STRAPPED DOWN TO A TABLE WEARING NOTHING BUT A CHEFS HAT WHILE A HOT SWEDISH GIRL USES GLAZED DONUTS TO PLAY RING TOSS WITH YOUR BONER. JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE CANT GET ANY BETTER, YOU LOOK UP AND HER TWIN SISTER IS STANDING OVER YOU, PRAIRE DOGGING A BANANA IN YOUR FACE WITH HER ASSHOLE. THESE FILTHY SWEDES HAVE A SWEET TOOTH AND YOUVE GOT A BIG PIPING BAG FULL OF HOT CUSTARD FOR THEM. RIGHT BEFORE YOU FROST THEIR FACES, YOU YELL OUT "BAM!" IN HONOR OF THE G.O.A.T., EMERIL LAGASSE.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOYS MASSIVE LOAD COOKING ON A SKILLET LIKE A PANCAKE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
SOLD OUT - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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