FOOD PORN
FOOD PORN
$29.99
16 FUCKING OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOURE STRAPPED DOWN TO A TABLE WEARING NOTHING BUT A CHEFS HAT WHILE A HOT SWEDISH GIRL USES GLAZED DONUTS TO PLAY RING TOSS WITH YOUR BONER. JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE CANT GET ANY BETTER, YOU LOOK UP AND HER TWIN SISTER IS STANDING OVER YOU, PRAIRE DOGGING A BANANA IN YOUR FACE WITH HER ASSHOLE. THESE FILTHY SWEDES HAVE A SWEET TOOTH AND YOUVE GOT A BIG PIPING BAG FULL OF HOT CUSTARD FOR THEM. RIGHT BEFORE YOU FROST THEIR FACES, YOU YELL OUT BAM! IN HONOR OF THE G.O.A.T., EMERIL LAGASSE.
SCENTS
BANANA - DONUT - CUSTARD
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