THESE ARE THE BEST CANDLES

ALL OTHER CANDLES ARE CHEAP AND SHITTY

VERY SENSUAL

YOU'LL WANT TO FUCK THESE CANDLES

LONG LASTING

A LOT LONGER THAN YOUR LITTLE DICK

GOOD SHIPPING

ABOUT THREE FUCKING DAYS ASSHOLE

BUTT SLUT
STRAWBERRY - FUDGE - CREAM
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE FIRST GOD DAMN THING ABOUT SCENTED CANDLES?

WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. EVERY SCENTED CANDLE YOU'VE EVER SMELLED IS DOG SHIT. YOUR TINY PEA BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE A REAL SCENTED CANDLE. YOU AREN'T READY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. KEEP BUYING THOSE DIRTY DIAPER CANDLES FROM WALMART AND THE MALL YOU GARBAGE EATING ASSHOLE.

YOU NEED THESE OR EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SMELLS GOOD, WE DO; THAT'S WHY WE DO IT FOR A LIVING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND THEY DON'T SMELL THESE CANDLES, THEY THINK YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD. THEY ALL DO FUN THINGS WHEN YOU AREN'T AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR MOM HAS A GIANT HAIRY BUSH.

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THESE AREN'T FOR SOYBOY BETA-CUCKS. REAL WAX LASTS LONGER, SMELLS BETTER AND DOESN'T REQUIRE YOU TO WEAR A LITTLE COCK CAGE

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NO BORING ASS VANILLA BEAN OR CLEAN LINEN SCENTS. YOU'RE GONNA WANNA STICK YOUR TINY DICK RIGHT IN THE HOT WAX

WHATS YOUR DEAL?

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT? WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. JUST BUY A FUCKING CANDLE ALREADY OR GO FIST YOUR OWN DICKHOLE

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