FUCKING HUGE. THERE'S ONE POUND OF WAX IN EACH CANDLE, PACKED IN TIGHT LIKE A DICK IN YOUR BUTT. IMAGINE A DINOSAUR COCK (TRY NOT TO CUM IN YOUR PANTS IF YOU'RE A FURRY). IT'S BIGGER THAN THAT.
WE DO NOT RECOMMEND POURING THE HOT WAX ON YOURSELF OR OTHER PEOPLE. THIS INCLUDES YOUR NIPPLES, DICKLIPS, PUSSY, BALLS, ASSHOLE, BETWEEN YOUR PUSSY FOLDS, IN YOUR MOUTH, OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
EVERYONE HAS SMELLS THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE SMELLING. MAYBE YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE STONER FUCK WHO SMOKES WEED ALL DAY. MAYBE YOU SPENT ALL NIGHT EATING A SLOPPY PUSSY OR SUCKING ON A BIG, GREASY COCK. NO ONE WANTS TO SMELL THAT SHIT. BUY THE FUCKING CANDLE.
EVERY ORDER IS SHIPPED IN A SHITTY, CHEAP CARDBOARD BOX. WE TAPE THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT AND WRAP THE LITTLE CUNT IN A DICKLOAD OF BUBBLE WRAP.
NOPE. DUMB FUCKING QUESTION. IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR PURCHASE THEN YOU CAN JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE CANDLE OR THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON IT. GO EAT A BOWL OF MELTY DOG SHIT.
NO. BUT YOU CAN BUY ONE ANYWAYS.
YOU WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU BUY ONE. TAKE A CHANCE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU FUCKING COWARD.
