DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
FAT CAMP
MAPLE
PIE
CAKE
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOURE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU, SO THEY SENT YOU TO A FAT BOY CAMP FOR LITTLE PIGGIES. YOU CAME PREPARED WITH A SUMMERS WORTH OF SWEET TREATS TUCKED UNDER YOUR FUPA. EVERY NIGHT, YOU AND THE OTHER FATBODIES FROLIC THROUGH THE WOODS, WITH YOUR BIG, FLOPPY BOYTITS SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE. YOU STAY UP UNTIL SUNRISE, SHOVELING PIES AND CAKES INTO YOUR FAT FUCKING HEAD. WHEN YOU SOMEHOW COME HOME FATTER THAN WHEN YOU LEFT, YOUR PARENTS REALIZE THEYRE FAILURES AND KILL THEMSELVES.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- THAT SCENE IN THE ORIGINAL WILLY WONKA WHEN THE FAT GERMAN KID GETS SUCKED INTO THE CHOCOLATE TUBE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
IN STOCK - ITS NOW OR NEVER, FUCKFACE
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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