YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU, SO THEY SENT YOU TO A FAT BOY CAMP FOR LITTLE PIGGIES. YOU CAME PREPARED WITH A SUMMERS WORTH OF SWEET TREATS TUCKED UNDER YOUR FUPA. EVERY NIGHT, YOU AND THE OTHER FATBODIES FROLIC THROUGH THE WOODS, WITH YOUR BIG, FLOPPY BOYTITS SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE. YOU STAY UP UNTIL SUNRISE, SHOVELING PIES AND CAKES INTO YOUR FAT FUCKING HEAD. WHEN YOU SOMEHOW COME HOME FATTER THAN WHEN YOU LEFT, YOUR PARENTS REALIZE THEY'RE FAILURES AND KILL THEMSELVES.