CREEPY NEIGHBOR
CREEPY NEIGHBOR
$29.99
16 FUCKING OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE YOUR NEIGHBOR, WHO LOOKS LIKE AN OLD ASS FREDDIE MERCURY, INVITES YOU OVER TO LOOK AT HIS MODEL TRAIN SET. EVERYONE SAYS THIS GUY IS WEIRD, BUT WOULD A WEIRD GUY GIVE YOU SUCH A LONG AND INTENSE BACKRUB FOR NO REASON? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO. AFTER HE BEATS YOU AT SHIRTLESS WRESTLING, HE MAKES YOU A NICE, WARM MUG OF HOT COCOA. ITS SO GOOD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN FINISH IT. HES NOT WEIRD, HES JUST A GREAT GUY. IN FACT, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS SUCH A GREAT GUY THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP, HES WIPING STICKY MARSHMALLOW OFF OF YOUR CHIN FOR YOU. GREAT FUCKING GUY.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKETHE BEST TIME YOU EVER HAD IN SOME GUY'S BASEMENT EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHY
SCENTSHOT COCOA - MARSHMALLOW - COOKIES
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