YOUR NEIGHBOR, WHO LOOKS LIKE AN OLD ASS FREDDIE MERCURY, INVITES YOU OVER TO LOOK AT HIS MODEL TRAIN SET. EVERYONE SAYS THIS GUY IS WEIRD, BUT WOULD A WEIRD GUY GIVE YOU SUCH A LONG AND INTENSE BACKRUB FOR NO REASON? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO. AFTER HE BEATS YOU AT SHIRTLESS WRESTLING, HE MAKES YOU A NICE, WARM MUG OF HOT COCOA. ITS SO GOOD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN FINISH IT. HES NOT WEIRD, HES JUST A GREAT GUY. IN FACT, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS SUCH A GREAT GUY THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP, HES WIPING STICKY MARSHMALLOW OFF OF YOUR CHIN FOR YOU. GREAT FUCKING GUY.
