DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
BUTT SLUT
STRAWBERRY
FUDGE
CREAM
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOUR TINDER DATE ISN'T LIKE OTHER GIRLS. SHE HAS A SECRET. THAT SECRET IS BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF HER ASSHOLE AND SHE WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. AS SOON AS SHE LAYS A TOWEL ON THE BED, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TIME IT IS. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY SHE ONLY ORDERED A GLASS OF WATER AT DINNER. YOU TRY TO DRIP SOME LUBE ON HER ASS AND IT SNATCHES THE BOTTLE, GUZZLING DOWN EVERY LAST DROP LIKE A HUNGRY BABY COW. SHE ASKS YOU TO STUFF HER WITH ANAL BEADS AND START HER LIKE A LAWN MOWER. IF THIS IS THE WRONG HOLE, YOU DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT. THEN AFTER YOU CUM, SHE FARTS DIRECTLY ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK LIKE IT'S A LITTLE MICROPHONE.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- YOURE GOING ON A LONG VACATION AND THE ONLY THING YOU PACKED IS FUDGE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
IN STOCK - ITS NOW OR NEVER, FUCKFACE
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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