DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
ANGRY STEPDAD
CUT GRASS
BOURBON
BELT LEATHER
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
ITS 6PM ON A MONDAY AND YOU FORGOT TO DO YOUR CHORES. BY THE TIME YOU HEAR A PICKUP TRUCK PULLING INTO THE DRIVEWAY, ITS TOO LATE. NOW YOURE ABOUT TO GET SNAPPED RIGHT IN THE DICK LIPS WITH A BELT. THE ONLY THING YOUR STEPDAD LOVES MORE THAN WRECKING HOMES IS SEEING YOU COWER IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN PISS. THEN, AT DINNER, HES GONNA HARNESS HIS RAGE TO POWER-FUCK YOUR MOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE HE PUSHES HER FACE INTO YOUR FOOD. YOU WONT DO A GOD DAMN THING ABOUT IT EITHER. YOURE PATHETIC.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- A BARBERSHOP THAT ONLY CUTS MULLETS AND FREEBIRD IS PLAYING ON A CONSTANT LOOP IN THE BACKGROUND
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
SOLD OUT - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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