DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
AFTER CLASS
APPLE
PERFUME
DESKWOOD
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOURE IN 10TH GRADE, BUT YOURE NOT UNDERAGE. YOU GOT HELD BACK FOR 5 YEARS BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING MORON. YOUR HOT ASS TEACHER MAKES YOU BITE DOWN ON AN APPLE LIKE A DIRTY LITTLE SUCKLING PIG AND THEN SPANKS YOUR BALLS FROM BEHIND WITH A RULER. SHE PUSHES A STACK OF BOOKS ASIDE AND YOU NOTICE A DICK SHAPED HOLE IN HER DESK. THATS WHEN YOU REALIZE, ITS ACTUALLY A MILKING TABLE. TODAY IS SHOW AND TELL AND SHE WANTS TO SEE WHATS INSIDE YOUR SACK. SHES ABOUT TO TEACH YOUR DICK A LESSON IN SHOOTING THICK ROPES. YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE IN THE END, THERE WONT JUST BE AN ORAL EXAM, BUT AN ANAL ONE.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- IF APPLES HAD PUSSIES AND YOU HELD A BASKET OF THEM UP TO YOUR NOSE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
SOLD OUT - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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