YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE FIRST GOD DAMN THING ABOUT SCENTED CANDLES?
WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. EVERY SCENTED CANDLE YOU'VE EVER SMELLED IS DOG SHIT. YOUR TINY PEA BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE A REAL SCENTED CANDLE. YOU AREN'T READY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. KEEP BUYING THOSE DIRTY DIAPER CANDLES FROM WALMART AND THE MALL YOU GARBAGE EATING ASSHOLE.
YOU NEED THESE OR EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU AND YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SMELLS GOOD, WE DO; THAT'S WHY WE DO IT FOR A LIVING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND THEY DON'T SMELL THESE CANDLES, THEY THINK YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD. THEY ALL DO FUN THINGS WHEN YOU AREN'T AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR MOM HAS A GIANT HAIRY BUSH.
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THESE AREN'T FOR SOYBOY BETA-CUCKS. REAL WAX LASTS LONGER, SMELLS BETTER AND DOESN'T MAKE YOU WEAR A LITTLE COCK CAGE
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WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT? WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. BUY A FUCKING CANDLE ALREADY OR FUCK OFF
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