DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
CREEPY NEIGHBOR
HOT COCOA
MARSHMALLOW
COOKIES
$24.99
16 OUNCES
THE EXPERIENCE
YOUR NEIGHBOR, WHO LOOKS LIKE AN OLD ASS FREDDIE MERCURY, INVITES YOU OVER TO LOOK AT HIS MODEL TRAIN SET. EVERYONE SAYS THIS GUY IS WEIRD, BUT WOULD A WEIRD GUY GIVE YOU SUCH A LONG AND INTENSE BACKRUB FOR NO REASON? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO. AFTER HE BEATS YOU AT SHIRTLESS WRESTLING, HE MAKES YOU A NICE, WARM MUG OF HOT COCOA. ITS SO GOOD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN FINISH IT. HES NOT WEIRD, HES JUST A GREAT GUY. IN FACT, YOUR NEIGHBOR IS SUCH A GREAT GUY THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP, HES WIPING STICKY MARSHMALLOW OFF OF YOUR CHIN FOR YOU. GREAT FUCKING GUY.
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE
- THE BEST TIME YOU EVER HAD IN SOME GUYS BASEMENT, BUT YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDNT TALK ABOUT IT
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU CHEAP FUCK?
SOLD OUT - YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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