DECENT CANDLES :: THEYRE PRETTY FUCKING DECENT
THESE ARE THE BEST CANDLES
ALL OTHER CANDLES ARE CHEAP AND SHITTY
VERY SENSUAL YOU'LL WANT TO FUCK THESE CANDLES
FAST SHIPPING 1-3 FUCKING DAYS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
LONG LASTING A LOT LONGER THAN YOUR LITTLE DICK
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE FIRST GOD DAMN THING ABOUT SCENTED CANDLES? WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. EVERY SCENTED CANDLE YOU'VE EVER SMELLED IS DOG SHIT. YOUR TINY LITTLE PEA BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE A REAL SCENTED CANDLE. YOU AREN'T READY AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. KEEP BUYING THOSE DIRTY DIAPER CANDLES FROM WALMART AND THE MALL YOU GARBAGE EATING ASSHOLE.
YOU NEED THESE CANDLES OR EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU AND YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SMELLS GOOD, WE DO, THAT'S WHY WE DO IT FOR A LIVING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND THEY DON'T SMELL THESE CANDLES, THEY THINK YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD. THEY ALL DO FUN THINGS WHEN YOU AREN'T AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR MOM HAS A GIANT HAIRY BUSH.
100% PARAFFIN WAX
THESE AREN'T FOR SOYBOY BETA-CUCKS. REAL WAX LASTS LONGER, SMELLS BETTER, AND DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO WEAR A LITTLE COCK CAGE.
THE BEST SMELLS
NO BORING ASS VANILLA BEAN OR CLEAN LINEN SCENTS. YOU'RE GONNA WANNA STICK YOUR TINY DICK RIGHT IN THE HOT WAX.
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT? WE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. JUST BUY A FUCKING CANDLE ALREADY OR GO FIST YOUR OWN DICKHOLE.
CHECK AGAIN FUCKFACE
THERE ISN'T SHIT IN YOUR CART. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? ADD SHIT IF YOU WANT TO OPEN THE CART. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A CART? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FUCKING ROCK?
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